Unlike certain other gummi candies I’ve talked about on the site, these come in standard flavors.
The orange ones taste like orange Gummi Bears. The yellow ones taste like yellow Gumi Bears. The white ones taste like… hold on a second. Are there opaque white Gummi Bears? Well, I guess they sort of taste like Gummi Bears that they forgot to add flavor to. The green ones taste like ass, but so do green Gummi Bears, so that’s to be expected.
In other words, these are just like Gummi Bears, except they won’t be bouncing here and there and everywhere. They’re skeletons. Skeletons pretty much just lie there doing nothing. Except for the animated ones. Those go around killing people. Luckily, no known forms of voodoo magic work on gummi candy.
Now, if these were skeleton-shaped Butterfingers, we’d all be fucked, but they aren’t so we’re cool.