Penguin: Riddler ol' boy, what's with the net? We're here to rob this place of diamonds, or to do some other generic crime.

Riddler: Riddle me this. What uhhh… What flies around and… uhh… likes butter?

Penguin: I don't know. Butterflies?

Riddler: Correct

Penguin: What kind of butterflies are you going to catch on a roof in the middle of the night?

Riddler: Nocturnal Roof Butterflies.

Penguin: There's no such thing.

Riddler: Yes there is. Why else would I have a giant butterfly net?

Penguin: Don't know, but I think we should get on with our robbery. I think Batman might be near by, so I want to get out of here as soon as possible.

Riddler: Batman? Why do you think he's here?

Penguin: The Batmobile was my first clue.

Riddler: That's not a real Batmobile, people just put fake ones on their roofs to scare away criminals. Besides, how could Batman have gotten the damn thing up here to begin with? We are on the roof of a ten-story building.

Penguin: Haven't you seen Batman Begins?

Riddler: That was a different Batmobile. Plus, that movie doesn't exist in our continuity. If it did, then we'd know that Batman is actually Bruce Wayne. And we don't

Penguin: Good point. But we should move on anyway. If we just stand here on the roof for too long without doing anything things will get boring.

SUDDENLY

Penguin: What the hell's with these guys? They're wearing even dumber outfits than yours.

Riddler: Hey!

Penguin: Ok ok, you're right. Your outfit is dumber.

Riddler: Hey!

Penguin: Well, in all fairness you do look like you are about to tell me how to get free money from the government.

Riddler: I had this outfit first. Besides, the other guy's suit is blue.

Penguin: Ok, Mr. Lesko.

Riddler: I don't get it.

Penguin: The guy on TV is named Matthew Lesko.

Puddies: Wubble warble wubble.

EVEN MORE SUDDENLY

Riddler: Oh what now?

Red Ranger: Don't worry. We're the Power Rangers. We have come to save you from those puddies.

Penguin: Oh, well, thanks. I guess. Well, if you'll excuse us, we're gonna go into this building to… uhh… not steal stuff. Yeah, that's it.

Red Ranger: OK, go right ahead.

SUDDENLY

Pink Ranger: Oh no, it's one of Rita's monsters!

Blue Ranger: It's alright, we can take him!

Black Ranger: Hi-ya!!

Batman: What in God's name is going on up here? I mean I'm used to guys in silly outfits hanging around Gotham, but come on guys, don't you think you're taking it a little far?

Yellow Ranger: Hey, you're Batman! Why are you so blurry?

Batman: The camera auto-focused on the upper-left corner of the picture, and Jeff didn't notice until after he put the Colorforms away.

Yellow Ranger: Oh, makes sense.

Blue Ranger: Who's Jeff?

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